The Kid Who Became President

About The Kid Who Became President

"My fellow Americans, When I was running for President, I said you should vote for me because I didn't know anything about politics . . or how to raise taxes .

. or how to ruin the economy. I didn't know how to get us into a war.

I said you should vote for me because I didn't know anything. Well, that was two months ago, and I'm very proud to say that . .

I still don't know anything. Let's face it: I'm a kid. I'm going to need a lot of help.

Here's the deal I offer America: I'll help all of you if you all help me!"